That was most definitely a hand ball. Calm down.

The argument that Pulisic shouldn’t start because he’s 17 is fucking stupid. He starts for Borussia Dortmund. Their B Squad could shit on any MLS team.

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Have you ever seen the average fans’ trophy cabinet in Football Manager?

I don’t think the kid was dumb. He was a kid. He got in a couple of dribbles, which is better than most will get and he sparked an investigation that will probably increase security. The team was dumb. Security was dumb. The kid had what a lot of kids are lacking these days, and that is a ball sack. Or filtered for…

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

As a warning, the video’s pretty gross:

They were probably just confused what game he was talking about. Everyone in Toronto knows there’s no hockey after March.

People in San Antonio are jerking off to this video.

WASHINGTON INTERN: Sir, Cleveland just traded down for a bunch of picks.

DAN SNYDER: The Browns made a vaguely competent move? This is our chance! We can steal the “Worst Run Franchise” tag right from under their nose.

That is far too logical for a Klinsmann lineup. He will probably drop Altidore to holding midfield, put Yedlin at left wing, Chandler as striker, and have Pusilic play right back.

Indirect free kicks result from things that are rule violations but not fouls. The keeper picking up a backpass is common, but you’ll also see them called for dangerous play (say for instance, a defender slides with studs up or swings an elbow but misses the opposing player) or the strangeness with migniolet below.…

I wasn’t watching the game, but the most likely event that would cause this is that a Madrid player passed the ball back to Navas and he picked it up.

The guy about to commit suicide in the background really adds to the mise-en-scène.

No surprise. The Rockets have never been a really good Challenger.