I was there and it was beautiful. Seeing the Best Fans in Baseball hurrying back out to their St. Louis County hamlets in the top of the ninth is something you can never experience enough.

“Coming soon to a lower league stadium near you: Jordan Ayew and a bunch of guys!”

In this instance he tried to dilute his sample. In my opinion he values weed more than earning millions.

That seems like too high of a number. I’m just gonna bust out my abacus here.

Reporter: What were you thinking out there?

Nah, Joe’d be more like “Not today, I gotta take the baby to the splash class at the pool in an hour. Wife’s going to kill me if I don’t go.”

Could be worse.
-Sean Taylor.

[goes to hell]

As my granddaddy used to say, “Even a blind squirrel can fix a broken clock twice a day.”

If you’re the kind of jerkass who is constantly looking for reasons to slag women’s college basketball, you could point to UConn’s wire-to-wire dominance as a sign that the sport is stale and boring.

To be fair, Meldonium is a legal antidepressant proscribed for people who will in future have to spend any amount of time in North Dakota.

I think Manny’s swing is/was about as flawless as it comes. It’s a youth coach’s dream.

Meanwhile Carlos Gomez continues to swing like Uncle Dave during the Fourth of July whiffle ball game.

Counterpoint: Griffey

Let’s be honest, the only team that has a chance of bringing down Barcelona this year is Suddeutsche Zeitung.

Excellent Drew. Thank you.

He is fantastic on FIFA 16 as well. I love dissecting the defense and bombing away from absurd distances only to watch my son’s hopes for a win crumble as I stand victorious while shouting “Ellllll Shaaaaaaarawyyyyyy” loud enough to assure at least a couple of the neighbors can name one player from Roma’s roster.…

Byron Scott: “Do we want to talk about Miami at all?”

I totally get where Antonio’s coming from.