He’s not being charged with making a derogatory statement, despite the officers incorrect use of language, he’s being charged under an obscenity statute (and, if that prosecutor has any sense at all, it’ll be immediately dismissed because there’s no fucking way they way they enforced it here was constitutional.) and…

In the price range you’re looking at, beggars shouldn’t be choosers.

You really are fucktarded.  Who brought up M3's?  You’re like on of those Trump people that keep on crying “But her emails!”  when we’re discussing literally anything but that.

Eat a dick, fucko! The joke is a result of Alfas, statistically, being shitty on reliability. OP’s anecdotal experience, or lack thereof, is irrelevant.

Front bumper appears to be white or silver under the wrap. Front bumper has likely been replaced.

I can see it happening frequently, however, in this specific case, it seems like both parties are very well heeled and can more than afford their own attorneys.

I practice in Alabama and, while a court can order one party to pay the other party’s legal fees and costs, it generally takes some sort of serious misbehavior on the part of one party (or wealth on one side and lack of resources on the other)in for a judge to order it. I wouldn’t say it’s a frequent thing.

Yep, I’m an attorney.  Just as you should not assume that the law elsewhere is the same as your state, I don’t assume the law elsewhere is the same as mine.

Doesn’t fucking matter. I’m divorced and neither my ex-wife, or I, was in it for a free ride. We were both the supporting spouse at different times in our relationship.  Just because she was the higher paid spouse for a time before he became the high earner doesn’t mean she’s entitled to more.

Whoa there, buddy!  That shit is, in no way, the standard in my state, or the majority of states AFIK.

A bunch of them looked classy as hell, too!

If it was a six speed, I’d be on the phone buying it right now. I had an ‘88 Acura Legend Coupe in a five speed and I drove the damn wheels off that thing. It was a blast. My college roommate had a ‘95 Legend Coupe with the six speed in metallic hunter green and a tan leather interior. It was lowered and had tinted…

If only there was some sort of flood planning that could have been done!  But, wait, gubmint is bad and we don’t want the gubmint telling us where and how to build!

“I was just adding anecdote to you’re anecdote”

*your

“Idling your engine for more than 3 minutes is illegal here”

There are plenty of time to leave a truck idling. Circumstances that come to mind include: It’s cold out and you want to warm up both the interior and the engine while loading or unloading the truck bed, any time I’m done hunting and have to move my truck over to load a deer into the bed, any time I remote start my…

Again, your anecdotal cherry picking of some Japanese cars that had issues are exactly that, cherry picking. Statistically, Japanese cars from the late 80's on are significantly more reliable than their American counterparts.

Are you actually that dimwitted?

~Laughs in late 80's Acura that I drove until it had 28x,xxx miles on it~

If by “Most vehicles” you mean other American vehicles, I guess so, but they still won’t hold a candle to Honda and Toyota products in terms of quality and reliability.  My ‘88 Acura Legend six speed coupe blew pretty much every 90's American car…

Why is no one suggesting the B9 Tribeca? Yeah, it’s ugly from the outside, but surprisingly nice on the inside and has all the space that he needs, plus you get a discount for it being ugly. Here’s one with everything he wants, and with 112k on it for $5,800