Looks nice and probably is nice. I had its twin, 1993 Dodge Stealth R/T Twin Turbo that was a year old when I bought it. It was already having problems with the electronic suspension. That being said it was a blast to drive, 26 MPG Highway and 14 MPG if you were sticking your foot in the Turbos

No. She already learned to drive, it’s not a new skill. They’ll get a car and she’ll work her way back in.

Salespeople add zero value to the experience. I know more about the cars I’m interested n then they do. They don’t even know the simple things like what they actually have in inventory. Everything they do they look up on the computer, and they are the one thing between me and a good price on a car. If I can actually…

I’ll say it, just to get it out of the way.

The proper response to this is actually a Lexus RX350 hybrid. If you don’t care about driving dynamics -- as somebody who hasn’t driven in 9 years almost certainly doesn’t -- there’s no more comfortable car with plenty of space and every conceivable type of driver assist. I didn’t want to like my wife’s RX350, but…

I’ll stop you there. Buick will not, in fact, make a 2-door liftback. Only Cadillac sits above Buick in making design studies that will not resemble any actual production model. 

Step 1: Grab goose by neck, directly behind head. Act deliberatively, like you would to grab a crayfish or a frog

This and/or Corolla

Jalopnik already did this one...

$15k? Seems like in my area that’s a 89 Pontiac Lemans with transmission problems and a Bill of Sale instead of a Title.

This thing is for RV’ing. RV’ing is definitely not “camping”.

Oh wow, there are other people out there with different priorities than you. Who’d a thunk? Ever think there are people would rather drive place to place with their own personal belongings and comforts and enjoy the scenery vs cramming onto a cramped tube for hours after spending hours sitting in a crowded lounge,…

While that looks really nice, $63k for non-professional work is a big ask.

These drag races are dumb, but this is even dumber. What is the absolute best outcome? You prove you're faster than... an Integra? Does this surprise anyone? In the meantime, you might lose or worse. 

Some jurisdictions allow road use for SxS already, but adding airbags, stability control, etc to get actual NHTSA approval as a road vehicle seems like it would add so much weight and cost that you’d just end up with a worse Wrangler.

Also cool was the way Biden made the Saudis manipulate the oil market way before he was elected. I mean, it’s not possible that some other administration whose members have since gotten massive investments from them and let the m get away with murder could have had anything at all to do with it.

Well, If you hate Biden for that, just wait until you hear about the last guy.

I hate how Biden invaded Ukraine and also told big oil to raise gas prices. He clearly did it. We should impeach him.

You could get hit by a toilet seat from outer space too.

Yup.