But how else is the author going to show how intelligent he is and the depth of his understanding?!?!

But, seriously, I’m an attorney and I deal with some difficult to understand concepts pretty regularly. Some of them are difficult for people who are formally educated in law to understand, and many of them are…

But you couldn’t possibly expect people to read the article before commenting, could you!?!?!

Hey there, internet creepy person, how about you dial the creepy back a little?

When I was in art school there was a guy that went to law school, got a job in biglaw in NYC, and hated it so much he quit and went to grad school at SCAD for Computer Art 3-D animation. I’m about as rare as he is, though. There’s not a lot of cross-over between art and law.

Some ideas and opinions are stupid as to be not valid at all, such as thinking that the earth is flat or denying global warming.

Must be some good crack you have in your office if you think everyone’s opinion is valid.

“All opinions are valid.”

What the fuck do you design, electrical systems? “All opinions are valid” my ass. You sound like some PR flak because there’s no artist or designer that I know that thinks that all opinions are valid. 

Yep! I wouldn’t trade my art school education for anything as it has enriched my life immeasurably but, art isn’t exactly lucrative, I like nice things, and I spent plenty of years arguing for free. I finally decided to make some money arguing.

Computer art 3-D Animation with a minor in art history, and nearly enough photography classes to get a photo minor.

What’s fishy about it? All that’s required to get into law school is an undergrad degree. Once you’ve got your law degree, if you want to be admitted to the patent bar you’ve got to have an undergrad…

That grille is why I’m not buying a new LX. I considered a Land Cruiser, but they’re just so fucking bloated compared to what they used to be.

“If you don’t like the predator grille, you are old (at heart).”

I don’t really give a shit. I’m 36 and received an undergrad degree at one of the better art schools in the US. As such, I know that, no matter how much some of you whiny bitches will yell and scream about design being subjective, that there are some…

You’re a fucking dumbass.

Oh, look, it’s the security theater police! Whoop whoop!

“2. Weapons drawn for a hit and run seems like a terrible idea for a crowded space.”

You mean assaulting an officer with a deadly weapon? 

You only buy a Nissan when you can’t afford a Honda or a Toyota.

I’m buying an F-150, not a RAM, but I’d love to see such a large screen in the next generation F-150!

If you’re going to make a shitty joke, at least make sure it’s based in fact. Suzukis may not be the most refined cars, but, reputedly, they are very dependable.

Take your shitty dad jokes and puns and go home.

“ok i forgive u”

Now this is the kind of benevolent overlord that we need! 

“2018 Is Going To Be A Bad Year For Car Sales”

Oooo, talk dirty to me! I’ll be trading in my 2016 F-150 for a 2018 before the precipitous 2 year depreciation hit and more incentives means I can get more truck for my money! Dare I say I might be able to upgrade from my Platinum to a Limited or a loaded Raptor? (also, a…

Seriously, all these armchair internet attorneys are up in arms about this and I’m just sitting here thinking of all the ways they could actually legally enforce this, of which, your suggestion is the foremost possibility.

Hell, I want them to do this if for no other reason than to listen to all the weeping and…