Lol, the only person that’s fucked is the one getting upset over this crab leg stealing rapist! Get a life, bruh.

Being fun does not make something not a piece of shit.

Yes, yes we do.

I recommend that you google “cochlear implant.” 

It’s infuriating.

I’m willing to bet that there won’t be outrage from any of the blind community saying that there’s nothing wrong with them and they were born perfect like there would be from certain, more idiotic, members of the deaf community.

It’s tremendously exciting for blind people to have the realistic prospect of getting their…

Out of all the cars to go through that for, why would you do so for s POS 914? A 914 in pristine condition is still a piece of shit.

This doesn’t have anything to do with your article other than it appearing in the middle of it, but, what the actual fuck, Gizmodo? Why in the hell are you slapping a giant-ass box with a “Recent Video” in the middle of every fucking article? Inevitably, it’s something I have absolutely no interest in, it takes up a…

Burner phones are discoverable as well. If not proffered in response to interrogatories and requests for production, they can wind up having the party that did not produce them sanctioned.

You apparently don’t know how to read, don’t know how the subpoena process works, or both.

They don’t practice down where I’m at. Didn’t know who they were until I did a google search on them.

Ooooooh noooo, some guy on the internet doubts what I say.

“No judge in their right mind would sign off on that subpoena.”

Uh, I’m a personal injury attorney and, believe me, I tell all my clients that, if they have such a device, to unplug it store it until a settlement is reached. I’ve also added a question to my stock interrogatories that are sent to individual defendants about whether or not they have one of these devices. If it’s…

Anyone who makes the statement OP did has devoted so little thought to the matter before commenting that they deserve to be called names.

You’re a fucking retard.

Awesome! Now I just have to wait a few years for the V8 versions to depreciate to a reasonable cost!

Or, ya know, plastic surgery and a new passport under a different name...

I wish them the best of luck getting him out of Iran so they can try him.

“I really don’t get where this is going to end? When you get the game and every piece of content for free?