That grille is why I’m not buying a new LX. I considered a Land Cruiser, but they’re just so fucking bloated compared to what they used to be.

“If you don’t like the predator grille, you are old (at heart).”

I don’t really give a shit. I’m 36 and received an undergrad degree at one of the better art schools in the US. As such, I know that, no matter how much some of you whiny bitches will yell and scream about design being subjective, that there are some…

Oh, look, it’s the security theater police! Whoop whoop!

“2. Weapons drawn for a hit and run seems like a terrible idea for a crowded space.”

You mean assaulting an officer with a deadly weapon? 

You only buy a Nissan when you can’t afford a Honda or a Toyota.

I’m buying an F-150, not a RAM, but I’d love to see such a large screen in the next generation F-150!

If you’re going to make a shitty joke, at least make sure it’s based in fact. Suzukis may not be the most refined cars, but, reputedly, they are very dependable.

Take your shitty dad jokes and puns and go home.

“ok i forgive u”

Now this is the kind of benevolent overlord that we need! 

“2018 Is Going To Be A Bad Year For Car Sales”

Oooo, talk dirty to me! I’ll be trading in my 2016 F-150 for a 2018 before the precipitous 2 year depreciation hit and more incentives means I can get more truck for my money! Dare I say I might be able to upgrade from my Platinum to a Limited or a loaded Raptor? (also, a…

Seriously, all these armchair internet attorneys are up in arms about this and I’m just sitting here thinking of all the ways they could actually legally enforce this, of which, your suggestion is the foremost possibility.

Hell, I want them to do this if for no other reason than to listen to all the weeping and…

Lol, the only person that’s fucked is the one getting upset over this crab leg stealing rapist! Get a life, bruh.

Being fun does not make something not a piece of shit.

Yes, yes we do.

Out of all the cars to go through that for, why would you do so for s POS 914? A 914 in pristine condition is still a piece of shit.

Awesome! Now I just have to wait a few years for the V8 versions to depreciate to a reasonable cost!

“I really don’t get where this is going to end? When you get the game and every piece of content for free?

Also no bolsters on the side.

Holy shit. Cloth seats. I’ve never owned a car that didn’t have leather seats.

200,000 miles with no wear on the seats? Not possible.

It is precisely an assumption. I did not explicitly state it, and you, in your own words “inferred” that one of my vehicles had worn bolsters.