“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

You really think Cheeto Benito can communicate at a sixth-grade level without a full staff of scriptwriters?

Poor Subby...

Congratulations, you have won the internet. +1

Oh shit I think Killary took Subby5000 out mid-post y’all.

Dude looks like James Hatfield’s brother who got into Dane Cook cosplay for some reason.

This advice is only good for about the next month. Because after that, we’ll all be in hell.

Fuck that pacifist shit, my nigga. I’m ready to die and I’m not even kidding.

5 Girls gifs that sum up national Right-to-Work laws.

I have just been at a complete loss to try to understand any Trump voters I know. You either believe him (and are racism-supporting credulous idiot at best) or you don’t and what? Just like to watch shit burn?

The Trump Presidency is reminding me more and more of the Martin Sheen character in “The Dead Zone.”

Fuck a love army. This isn’t a game. This isn’t just about words. This is about our lives, our rights, our safety.

Some dumbfuck at my then-workplace had posted some flyer about “boycott France.” I was tempted to show up to work in a striped French sailor shirt and beret, with a baguette and a wheel of Camembert in a string bag, singing the Marseillaise (way off key, cuz I can’t sing) at the top of my lungs. Being a francophile…

People give a shit enough to hate on the chiefs? Are you sure of this? I often forget they even exist.

I would like to see this dramatized, with Sir Patrick Stewart playing the role(s) of emojis.

Every time Kellyanne Conway speaks, a bird flies into a window.

Man, I hate to love this.

This? This is one of my favorite posts ever on this site. I hate that it came from a tragedy like this, but this was pure gold. Bravo!

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.