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Geez.. I thought the Pepsi Ad reference was gonna kill me. I haven’t laughed that hard since Red Skelton was on television. Damn.. I’m old.

Damnit!! He’s a fucking bear. He can say whatever he wants, how he wants.

At this rate, the stadium in Miami will need to be vegas’d and maybe carson city’d, too. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.

Scandinavians, man.... Stubborn and spiteful lot they are..

Millennial Austin is now officially inhaling its own farts.

Daily Mail.. huh.. Sure there’s nothing hysterical or conflated in the piece at all. Fair and balanced..

Holy shit. That is good...

Don’t forget Brady’s wife is a spawn of Nazis who escaped to Brazil...

Trump is president. The patriots are Super Bowl champs. Life sucks. Nothing good will ever happen again.

I was about to post that.. thanks..

agreed.. just re-read it.. Chilling.

She’s also rich enough to leave the country while those of us with no choice have to stick it out and battle in the streets. Fuck her..

The greatest insult you can hurl at the American men and women who have fought tyranny abroad is to allow it to fester at home.

Is Boehner trying to get Newt G to pull his finger?

This film will be looked back upon by post-apocalyptic film scholars as America’s Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.

Man. That roof really hates floorball.

It’s not just identity that will determine whether or not you are the Orange One’s hit list. The basic criteria is this: do you agree with him? If not, especially if you are vocal about it, you are on the hit list. You are an enemy. Everyone who is scared shitless needs to read these three books: Rise and Fall of

I have a suspicion that during his inaugural speech Trump is going to transform into a giant demon and try to eat everyone as the hellmouth opens..

Try the Polonium 210 cake, kids!! It’s delicious!