Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

There’s no point in that. He represents a cabal of oligarchs. Cut of his head and he’ll grow another.

I lol’d at Cotton Hill. I needed that.

Please don’t talk like that. That’s how he talks.

Doesn’t care to what, grift? Not like Cheeto’s going to do any actual presidenting anyway, Cotton Hill’s gonna do all that for him.

So this is why when I hear my friends in my craphole of a home town, where the major industry has transitioned from manufacturing to quick marts, speak enthusiastically of Trump’s love for the common man and the end of big government, I laugh and laugh. And cry a little inside.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

Sounds like someone’s gunning for a cabinet position.

Man we’re gonna need a loooooooot of L7 and Bikini Kill to get through this shit.

Heckling the president at State of the Union? Not harassment.

Texas snuck this exact thing in, not as a law, but as a rule through the Texas Dept of Health and Human Services, so the Representatives don’t even get to vote on it.

Also potentially of interest is the fact that there has not been an Iowa State v. Arizona football game since 1968

12 Monkey Shoulders

Did someone check to see if she WASN’T a time traveller?

+0.1

No big deal; keys get lost all the time.

BAC TO THE FUTURE

I’m glad you mentioned girls in a small town instead of just your dad in a trailer for a “get laid” bet.

Hey jerk off, ever occur to you that some people are smart but just can’t afford a college education?