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Use your pain, it will make you stronger.

West Ham, Bengals, Flyers and Royals fan. I was 32 when I saw my first sports championship for one of my teams. Let me tell you, completely worth the wait.

And then for a giant sinkhole to swallow them up.

“a ranked Utah team”... On the road.

really just rooting for a penn st-baylor bowl game

It’s all a beauty pageant, and Washington is a little Husky.

Wow...seriously? Texas A&M beat out UW with impressive...I say IMPRESSIVE wins against Prairie View A&M, Arkansas, South Carolina, and New Mexico St.

Wylliebensraum

I haven’t seen a German pushed back that effectively since the Yelna Offensive folks,

Which porn name formula did this dude use to come up with “Ernest Cannon”?

This is the hometown of your very own weekend editor. Just thought you’d all like to know.

Aggie’s gonna Aggie.

On top of that, to be a 19yo college student with a newish Acura SUV means she certainly ain’t surviving on ramen like a lot of us once did.

Let’s see - drinking a bottle of wine, taking snapshots while driving, crashing into a cop car. Just another day in College Station.

You win the racism card bonus for this post. Congratulations?

That’s the only charge? Must be nice to be a White Girl™

+1 Dead Platinum Recording Artist

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

As a gal who grew up in a dairy town, a pissed off cow is nothing to fuck with. They’re fast and brute. ...and tipping them pisses them off. (Painting them with tempera paint, however, doesn’t seem to bug ‘em much.)

What about one family being the sole surviving family of a natural disaster, and repopulating the earth with four males and four females, with one male/female pairing the biological parents of the other three males? It's an in-breeder's paradise.

And the one about Atheists never being able to resist telling everyone what they don't believe in...