I know you are trying to be snarky (and to your credit, the article is pretty funny) but its also depressing because its partially true.

That’s for a player that goes out of bounds and comes back in bounds.

Doesn’t the rule that a player that went out of bounds can’t be the first one to touch the ball override this?

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

lol. it kinda looks like he’s watching the game on the jumbotron. in which case, did he have a brief realization a nanosecond before the hit where he was like “whoa that dumb fuck staring up into the sky is about to get lit up!” or “whoa that guy looks kinda like me!”

You misunderstand. The Baylor fanbase knows what the Souther Bappies do from their seats on the board. They control 25% of the board directly and more seats indirectly through political connections.

What kind of typesetting makes the “Mo” in “Texas Monthly” fit behind his head on that cover?

Is there any irony so delicious for those of us who had to sit through this soggy rice cake’s 15 minutes in the 90's than Ken Starr getting fired for *not* investigating a sex scandal?

“Yeah, we protected some rapes, but at least they weren’t gay rapes”

What’s sad is that I can see Starr being upset with Penn State because the victims were boys. For people like this the slightest whiff of homosexuality is going to be way worse than multiple sexual assaults by men on women.

“Worst people in the world, ranked” is an ideal Deadspin list.

If they had been handled by the University then absolutely each was an individual choice by a person who then paid a price. The culture came from knowing it would be swept under the carpet. Please note this post is to be disseminated only orally and cannot be used against me in the future.

There’s a lot of bad people walking around the world these days but this serves as a reminder that Ken Starr was, is and always will be the fucking worst.

So it’s easier to say don’t go to off campus parties than don’t rape ?

Star went on to say, “That Joe Paterno fellow was a hell of a guy!”

Fuck. This. Guy.

Take a calum knee, Kenny boy.

That’s a fancy cover for a coloring book.

Funny that when they turn a profit they don’t reimburse students, though.