That element is weapons grade plutonium, unfortunately.

Well done. You get a star.

There is an element of truth on your comment.

Watching him Incheon the ground after tripping, trying to reach the ball, was heartbreaking.

In a ceremony in Pyongyang after the game, the goalie was given a medal for helping his team avoid a more difficult opponent in the next round, then immediately executed (along with his family) for letting such a meatball get past him.

Jesus, if he fell a third time...

The lack of effort has to be Seoul crushing.

I look kinda like that when I try to stop my kids from putting Oreos in the shopping cart.

Gotta love how Cohn took over the room by repeatedly insisting that Kaepernick took over the room.

In his defense 6'8" dudes who can lift an Escalade are hard to spot.

Oakman at Rice: We choose to rape women in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because we are hard!

I am surprised he is not in a glass box on display.

Hologram JoePa side by side with the current head coach?

Oh bullshit.

You give Penn State WAY too much credit. The tour of Jo-Pa’s corpse is probably already planned for 2019.

“This is disgusting on the part of Baylor. We haven’t let Joe Paterno come to a game at Beaver Stadium since he was fired for his actions.”

Schimelpfenig, Schschimelpfenig. Meh.

Does Nate also get an entry into the Name of the Year Bracket?

Congratulations to Nate, who will receive a leftover Deadspin Awards trophy and the chance to face Deadspin staffers in daily fantasy.

the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.