Oh yeah, I didn’t even get into the skill level of it.

Or funny enough comedy tbh

Come on down for our Pearl Harbor Day sale! We’re going kamikaze this December 7th with a blowout spectacular that will live in infamy!

Bush did ask us to go shopping in the days after 9/11, so there is that.

If you don’t spend money, the terrorists have won!

But I don’t want any of that, I’d rather ... just... SING!

Oh, you just meant the building. How disappointing.

Because it comes from the historic city of Baloney, Italy? Do you also order your spaghetti with baloney-se sauce?

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

You’re my gyro

Miller was arrested for aggravated assault, elder abuse, threats, and battery a few hours later. The 49ers released Miller later that day.

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

I was all ready to cast aside my “anti-Cowboys” stance to be on Troy’s side in this, considering anti-Skip (universally across all sports) supersedes anti-Dallas (just one sport) for me. But in link-hopping from the SI interview, it seems that in the book 1) Skip didn’t “out” Aikman, just sort of rehashed already…

“Troy has blood coming out of his eyes, and his whatever."

...and Mack Brown and Mark May.

+1 eephus pitch inspired by your mother

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Thank you for articulating my thoughts. I am very conflicted about all of this because I’m certainly not pro child molester but these people have done their time as required under our justice system.

I don’t like sex offenders any more than the next person, but I think it’s pretty dangerous to make their lives so damned unlivable that the ones who want to be rehabilitated lose any motivation to stay on the right path.

Because you hate fun things that are happy and heart-warming?