Ally Sheedy will always have my heart from Short Circuit.

first Winona, now Ally Sheedy. Hollywood has rediscovered all my teen 80's crushes

I hit the reset button Mondays at 8 am.

“Don’t worry,” one Spanish child said. “Sometimes you just have to suffer the slings and arroz.”

“Deadspin commenters: we destroy more people’s faith in humanity before noon on Monday than most sites do all week*”

Columbine high schooler Dylan

#notallDylans

Somehow this call is going to be blamed on Marilyn Manson.

The most memorable thing someone named Dylan at Colubmine High has done since, well...

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

investigating a crime that most likely didn’t happen

They know the secret behind the green pool water

Bianca is wearing a walking boot. She may have gotten too into it.

I think the Anglosphere should revoke Ireland's right to speak English until they can do it without sounding like they're speaking with a mouthful of steel cut oats.

First time poster here - what the non-Irish are missing about these lads is how dry they are - they’ve done about five interviews with RTE and basically they’re ripping the piss with each one. Never mind the Skibereen accents, they are very smart lads. As they say themselves "Head down and pull like a dog"

Silver is an amazing outcome. Usually an Irish Row ends with black and blue.

@InSinSeer: All drunks end there. And, many great writers are drunks.

It wonderful to see what a class act Jenkins was right before becoming a lawless, drunken, cantankerous clown.