Well, America gave civilization a good try. Sorry it didn’t work out.

Do you suspect other shooters nearby?? Conspiracy or lone shooter?

With dildoes??

“For a specific type of fan, nothing short of a championship will do, even when there’s no way in hell that’s a realistic possibility. That’s a shitty way to live—what’s the point of being a fan at all if you can’t find joy in incremental accomplishments?”

+1 billion.

If you are talking the whole state of Texas, you are right. If you are talking about UT-Austin its:

No. Just guys that look like Jesus.

Yup. We UT fans are horribly arrogant bastards.

Thanks. I agree. As a UT fan, I was dancing on Congress Ave. when they hired strong. I told anyone who doubted he was a good hire to go to youtube and watch the beat down Louisville gave Florida in the 2013 Sugar Bowl. Rome was not built in a day. I’m still predicting that Strong will get the Longhorns to the playoff…

Indeed. Next season will be Strong’s make or break if he makes it that far. I hope he does. I really like the guy.

Drink better, TCU students.

Jordan Hicks is now banned from the state of Texas.

That will be the Longhorns’ most entertaining play of the season.

Some folks are calling her Rosa Parks. I think she’s more Bull Conor or George Wallace.

Shitheads’ haircuts...

“But despite the JV player’s claim that coaches instigated the beating and video of one of them watching it, the school district found no wrongdoing on their part.” Man, Ken Starr and folks at Baylor sure do get around.

No Benji. You don’t tell Mrs. Robinson she’s the most attractive of all your parents’ friends.

Great to hear that Wallace of Wallace and Gromit fame still has his German footie gig.

Hey, if I lived in Houston, I wouldn’t have a sense of humor either. [lived in H-town for a couple of years- know what I am talking about].

Well, Arlington has never had a reputation of being an open-minded hotbed of diversity and culture. They don’t even have public transport since it attracts “you know whos” to come live in your city. I’d always hoped for more from a city with a name that means “farm of the elf people’s council.”