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It’s the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. Don’t you have a enough Texans on your staff to notice that. That may be the Arlington section, but it’s Fort Worth’s paper. Let’s not make Amon G. Carter roll in his grave, now.

Worst homage to LBJ since John Hinckley, Jr.

When the plane lands and Rob commands you to drink the soylent, run like hell.

Our nation has reached peak jerk.

Looking at that top pic, I’ll just call him Jeff “Bukowski” Bagwell and head on down to the Hollywood Post Office.

Gettin’ all CAMPBELL aka LUKE SKYYWALKER v. ACUFF-ROSE on it, oddly enough.

The only Texan that matters, aside from my mom, has spoken.

Paris is for lovers, mon ami!! Viva Paris, Texas!!!!!!

The Texas AG has no such authority. Licenses are being issued today in Austin, Dallas, Houston, Fort Worth, El Paso, San Antonio — and —- breathe — Groesbeck, Paris and..... Waco!! Whoa!!!! and there are others - Laredo, Edinburgh, etc., et. al.

Wow. If Cleveland actually wins this thing, will Cleveland still be Cleveland?

swwwweeeeetttt!

There was the meltdown with all the red cards earlier this week, and now this. I guess Stoicism isn’t too big in Peru.

Agreed. Still, Barca are hot! hot! hot!!

“He really looks like he’s this close to giving the side judge concussion of his own.”
Good thing he didn’t let his Guardiola down.

As with Strong with the football team. (praying)

Come on down!!! Your the next new resident in a city with a poor public transporation infrastructure and almost no water!!!! Enjoy dying of thirst while sitting in a car!!! — Austinite

Don’t worry. The boys from the AD’s office will take him down to JoBanks and get him fitted real nice, and all.

Welcome!! We could use a little b-ball fan-smarts down here.

When the University of Moneybags comes calling, you answer the door. Also, everyone and their dog wants to live in Austin right now. Why not get a free moving van from UT.

Yes. I am from up North. Up around Wichita Falls. Actually, I friggin' love H-Town, but can't help myself sometimes. WF and the rest of the state, save Austin, got nuthin' on it.