It's the thing for Big 12 freshman nowadays.

What? No corn in California?

Maybe he punched her for using the simple past when she should've used past perfect and vice versa.

at this point his wife crawled out of the stadium on all fours. Roses be damned.

Zapruder'd..

Dude! Opie, man!! Way to go.

Where's Leni Reifenstahl when you need her?

You can say what you want about National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos.

Aye!!

Im-Peck-able!!

Eichmann'd! Here comes Mossad!

Hey man— I've watched "Boys from Brazil" on my cell phone.

Agreed. Schadenfreude in Colombia right now??

So how does MLS compete with the European leagues? Most important ingredients— $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and a global audience.

Klinsmann can just say, "Hell, what's the USMNT coaching job for?," tell the brass to shut up and change the country in one fell swoop a la LBJ and the South, no matter how twisted-up some panties may get. He's not getting paid to preserve the status quo. The ensconced big wigs need to let him do his job. Screw Arena…

Hell. It's just a little grasshopper.

When it comes to Belgium v. USA, I'd love to have Congolese ref.

The ball was moving so freakishly slow that they were hypnotized.

Glad to see the young man supports a pretty boy who blithely supports the purple and gold fascist tradition for many sweet millions a year. Perhaps he can follow in his footsteps and play in bloody Madrid..