Living in Texas, in America's fastest growing city, I see a lot of concrete trucks and the folks driving them. I must point out that the chances of the driver in this vid being a native of Texas or the USA, or being a citizen of this great nation of ours are really, really slim. It's a cheap labor/right to work state…

Forget it Marcus. It's Lubbock.

Song Girl moment?

As someone who does his best to dodge beemer-drivin' rectal-cranial-disordered yuppies on the mean streets of Austin each day, dude, you're my hero. Way to cheat death.

I guess Stockton is New Joisey.

Ouch.. I mean, OUCH!!!

Kelsey should've reached for the Skylar.

Two-nil for screen name I just caught.

One-nil!

At least he didn't pull out his copy of the Protocols.

Maybe this will explain it. http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/2013/12/cowboy…

Ah. The Russian dashcam of the urban cyclist!

Rub hands. Smile.. Chuckle.

"March of Sadness"? Really? You can say "Trail of Tears". As 1/32 Cherokee, you have my permission.

Absolutely. The Germany match will be interesting. I'm sure Herr Klinsman is going to have some fun.

To photog's assistant: Turn out the lights. The party's over...

I think Mr. Cognito and Rob Ford need to start their own country.

So that's what Billy Bob Thornton looked like when Angelina walked out the door for the last time.

The only way Mack Brown will go out on top is if he gets a visit from Karen Sypher.

You can bet on that.