The exchange rate - Canadian goals only count for .76 American goals

I came to Kinja/Gawker years ago because I agreed with its politics. The unapologetic display of progressive ideology regardless of facts has pushed me firmly to the center. Being a frequenter of Gawker literally changed my view of the left I thought once belonged to. And the arrogance! So smug about issues and…

And when minority groups actually aren’t offended (i.e. 90% of Native Americans regarding the name “Redskins”), liberals still telling them that they should be offended b/c “we know what’s best for you” is another brand of white nonsense.

The majority of you, who read this site primarily for urban development meta-analysis". Come to the new and improved Deadspin, where the jokes write themselves!

It’s weird that you’re acting like taking a photo takes more than 5 seconds. It’s not enough of a delay to make any difference. The picture will also be valuable evidence if, e.g., the mom’s lawyer claims later that she wasn’t unconscious.

If CMU doesn’t comply, the OSU Student Senate may draft a declaration of war, so this is pretty serious. I'd hate to see the Model U.N. have to step in.

That’s why he said it... you write for the student paper too?

So... you don’t follow cfb very closely?

It’s an opportunity small schools dream of.

Dear OSU,

“It’s an opportunity small schools dream of.”

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

I would like all of my d’s, please.

Because it doesn't make sense. Penalties are generally a slightly more punitive version of what would have happened had the penalty not been committed. With grounding, the assumption is it would have been a sack. So you lose yardage and down and all is right in the universe. Had there been a sack, the game would've…

Which is just as bad!

OK, Friday morning armchair quarterback. The difference between his second pick and a touchdown throw is him lofting two more inches of air under the ball. That’s a “learn from your mistake and do it better next time” moment, not a horrifying, bench him now moment. Considering this is his first NFL start, leading a…

One that every quarterback will make every game this season. The announcers were praising cam newton for doing the exact same thing two minutes later.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

Haha like the sex fluid!