The leap you took by taking “I don’t remember the specific questions I was asked after the game” and turning it into “Cam doesn’t remember the end of the football game” is some crazy-ex-girlfriend-twisting-words-and-turning-nothing-into-a-full-blown-fight-type shit.. I understand the need to write headlines that grab…

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

You’re my gyro

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

Sorry. If you want to make a pun it has to either make a little sense or be a little funny.

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

Pioneering broadcaster my ass. The Machine did all the work.

The problem with the 90 minute argument is that soccer’s not 90 minutes of action either. Sure the ball is moving and people are kind of running around, but a lot of it is non-threatening towards goal scoring. If you treat every run like a baseball fan who cheers for every fly ball like it’s a home run, I’m sure it’s…

If Americans wanted to watch Rugby then they would watch Rugby. It turns out that Americans don’t want to watch Rugby.

Every Minor League Baseball Player is so good at poker that they never lose, winning 100% of the time so long as they do not play each other. Wow. That is amazing.

Most people couldn’t RUN a 6:01 mile.

It might be too subtle, but you sir just won the internets for August 18, 2016!

You mean when she ran slower than the winner?

It’ll be funny if somebody wearing a tape asterisk is caught juicing.

So...he was comparing a 2 year old $70,000 car’s maintenance frequency to that of an 8 year old, $25,000 car with 3.3x as many miles? And the shocking result is that it’s lower?

How is two new drive units in 100k considered holding up well? That’s like saying “My two year old (insert any brand car here) has held up well, other than needing two new motors in 100k miles”

I always wondered about that. Pretty cool actually, such a small detail makes such a big difference in the look of a cars interior.

I've actually known people who tried Segway racing, but they all top-out at exactly the same speed, so it ends up just looking more like Synchronized Douchebags.

next olympic sport, segway tours.

This isn't strategy; it's an explanation of what kind of luck to hope for. In Monopoly, you buy every unowned property you land on, and most people know that..