The leap you took by taking “I don’t remember the specific questions I was asked after the game” and turning it into “Cam doesn’t remember the end of the football game” is some crazy-ex-girlfriend-twisting-words-and-turning-nothing-into-a-full-blown-fight-type shit.. I understand the need to write headlines that grab…

2-3 standard drinks/day would probably up your tolerance, but I don’t think you’d develop any chemical dependence, i.e., no significant withdrawal symptoms if you suddenly went cold turkey. This is based on my varied drinking habits in high school (none), college (a lot early, less later), and now (0-20/week depending…

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

You’re my gyro

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

Sorry. If you want to make a pun it has to either make a little sense or be a little funny.

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

Pioneering broadcaster my ass. The Machine did all the work.

The problem with the 90 minute argument is that soccer’s not 90 minutes of action either. Sure the ball is moving and people are kind of running around, but a lot of it is non-threatening towards goal scoring. If you treat every run like a baseball fan who cheers for every fly ball like it’s a home run, I’m sure it’s…

If Americans wanted to watch Rugby then they would watch Rugby. It turns out that Americans don’t want to watch Rugby.

Every Minor League Baseball Player is so good at poker that they never lose, winning 100% of the time so long as they do not play each other. Wow. That is amazing.

Most people couldn’t RUN a 6:01 mile.

It might be too subtle, but you sir just won the internets for August 18, 2016!

I was going to share this article until I got down to the holier than thou dribble at the end.

I don’t think people are upset with him trying to share a positive message (at least I’m not...). I understand there are probably a lot of people in North Korea happy with their lives, and it’s not against the law for them to have fun.

The problem with this argument is that literally nobody thinks the people of North Korea are somehow “bad.” This isn’t some cultural misunderstanding, nobody’s sitting there going “Gee, man, I don’t know about those 5 year-old North Korean dirt farmers. They seem pretty sketchy.”

“But more importantly, it’s a real distraction from the very real problems with fast food. If you want your kid to live a healthier life—stop buying them McDonald’s. It has almost no nutritional value and can lead to long-term problems like diabetes and obesity.”

I've actually known people who tried Segway racing, but they all top-out at exactly the same speed, so it ends up just looking more like Synchronized Douchebags.

next olympic sport, segway tours.

This isn't strategy; it's an explanation of what kind of luck to hope for. In Monopoly, you buy every unowned property you land on, and most people know that..