Pronger has it.

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

As an Indians fan I blame the outcome on that bullshit rain delay where it didn’t actually rain. Tito shouldn’t have gone back to Shaw after that rest, but he didn’t have many arms left. I’m now getting off the internet for the day. Wimper, sigh, blah.

Every American soccer fan: *rushes to comments to point out this glaring omission and yet another case of America-centr*

I can’t wait for the counterpoint later today from some asshole writer here.

Some people are not fans of the Chicago Cubs. But many, many more people ARE fans of the Chicago Cubs. 

Uh...I’m gonna need to see the math on this.

“Joe, I’ve assembled a can’t-lose roster.”

This must be one of those “Magic Eye” pictures that I could never see. People keep telling me they see a great hitter. The Cubs told me they saw $184,000,000 worth of talent.

Despite having driver GPS info hitting their servers every minute, the Uber support team gave me the corporate equivalent of a “that sucks dude”.Uber incentivizes dangerous driving, and provides no oversite.

Yep, there are exactly as many NYC taxi medallions today as there were 50 years ago because they’ve conned the market and now they’re getting eaten alive by Uber. Fuck the taxi cartel.

That’s the point, they aren’t. Uber doesn’t exist because Taxi unions are expensive. It exists because 1 - it made a good app when none of the taxi companies had to because medallions were limited and controlled. 2 - it doesn’t conform to any taxi regulation, and is therefore cheaper.

But this says they aren’t generally employees. Yes, the NWTA has some appearance as a union and belongs to the AFL-CIO, but they don’t have collective bargaining rights:

Wait, so you are saying the 2015 Toyota Sequoia is safer than the 1999 Crown Vic that did 200K as a cop car before becoming a cab?

This is an ironic article being that Uber wouldn’t even exist today in most cities if it wasn’t for the greedy and controlling cab unions.

Fucking Cutler. Got to hand it to the guy. He takes his mumps.

It isn’t exciting because I want to watch baseball, not eight million cutaways to some rich prick Cubs fan praying for his team.

I’m sure horseracing and boxing fans would agree. And their sports have never been healthier or more popular!

Dude, you should know by now that men are only allowed to acknowledge the attractiveness of a woman if she tells him to tell her she’s attractive, but only if he also adds one or more of: “strong” “smart” “powerful” “empowered” “brilliant” or some such.

A question for the media at large: What does Joe Maddon’s penis taste like?

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.