I kind of regret I’ll be dead before these motherfuckers die of famine or thirst in a hellscape brought about by climate change they couldn’t be bothered to vote to try to stop/curb. But I will laugh viciously at any youngster who tells me they don’t vote and will gladly tell them why.

Yes, call out people for quoting racists and using the actual word in those quotes while bombs are being delivered to the press and Democratic leaders. You’ve really got your eye on the ball and your priorities in good order.

Cool. One less game for me to consider playing. Fuck ‘em.

Heh, not exactly. The Pats coaches saw the offensive substitution and went to goalline with 3 corners in response. They had been practicing against that rub play in practice all week thanks to Ernie Adams’ scouting.

Trick question. Footballs aren’t round. Next!

No other starting QBs missed OTAs this year. Brady hasn’t missed OTAs since buying his place in Brookline.

The Jimmy G trade for a second rounder when the Browns were offering the #4 pick says hi.

Try again using plurality instead of majority.

But only 3 times has the popular vote differed from electoral college result. The problem is it’s happened twice in the last 20 years. Our shifting demographics have rendered it obsolete.

Also, in WSOP broadcasts (at least this year), the odds displayed explicitly do NOT include the odds to chop. They are the odds for that player to win outright. Look for any footage where it’s heads up with the same pair against each other. Their odds are 2% because of the flush, not 98% because of the odds of your…

No, in this case it was absolutely zero. The person running the program that determines the odds knows the folded cards (as do we the viewer). Dyer folded the 9 of hearts, and Metalidi folded the queen of spades. Zhou cannot make either straight flush.

The people doing the odds for TV know what’s been folded (as do we, the viewer). Dyer folded a 9 of hearts. Metalidi folded a Q of spades. He can’t get the straight flushes.

Asspennies.

What’s mean spirited is supporting a misogynistic, racist, narcissistic, pathological liar who may in fact be a traitor.

Yeah, because there is a line of great coaches dying to work in Jacksonville.

“They’ve had a nice 20 year run.” You’re adorable.

So you’re saying if the Pats had punted Blake Bortles would have driven the Jags the length of the field with less than 1:30 to play and no timeouts? Neat theory.

If you’re going to throw, throw a goddamned back shoulder fade where either your guy catches it or it sails out of bounds, not a slant into traffic.

Unless the person calling the shot is named Bob Kraft, apparently.

Not sure if you suck at math or severely underestimated how old she is.