So, you're assuming:

We want a pony. We want a pony. We want a...

"We"?

"DARPA-sponsored"?

"Harvest energy"? So this is how the Matrix starts? Well, okay, just as long as there aren't any sequels...

Ohhh—very meta! +1

I ain't gonna kill you. Hell, I'm going to grant your greatest wish. I'm going to show you a world without sin.

To recap, the point is "I am NOT going to kill you". You know, the opposite of killing.

I'm almost certain the Vulcan Science Academy has said this is impossible...

But you CAN misinterpret what the empirical result actually is. The question of what an experiment has truly measured propels many a career.

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I'm a huge Torchwood fan, but I don't have Starz so I haven't seen Miracle Day. I am really dreading it, given all the bad press I've seen...

Yeah, I agree. John de Lancie could sell anything, no matter how seemingly ridiculous!

Kind of reminds me of my last boss...

You left out that insane Voyager script, where they go faster than warp 10 and somehow Janeway and Paris turn into giant amphibians and have sex and lay eggs which hatch and.. What? That script got filmed? No way!

I know. Brannon and Rick are the reason we can't have nice things.

Walmart is also a great place to buy mass quantities of pet food (says the owner of the 90 lb. dog).

I know what you mean. Jane Lynch is a comic genius, but the writing for Sue just gets worse and worse. They're not jumping the shark with her—they're got her riding the shark. I'd love to see her dialed back to wacky nemesis.

Blaine, like all the the kids at McKinley, is in his mid-20s to early 30s. They can go to school wherever they want.

I wonder if someone will be able to calculated how many women Bachmann's stupidity will kill in the long run. My guess is her death count may well surpass Perry's 234 executions. I surely understand wanting to get elected to office, but at the cost of killing people?