Gahhhhh. Needs more Walter! Please, please, please don't let this become Twilight for Adult Children of Mad Scientists!

I guess I'm being parochial—Minnesota is a center for this kind of therapy.

This is doubly sad because attachment disorders are common in these kinds of international adoptions and there are tons and tons of resources for people coping with the (often truly serious) behavioral issues of these kids.

Well, I know what my Dad will be getting the kids for Christmas...

That god for laser tattoo removal. In my day she would have had it redone as a picture of Marilyn Manson.

The CIA also released a picture of the cat with his trainer.

"Tickets, money, passports!" is enshrined in my families lexicon because of this episode. Love AbFab.

Bachmann believes she has been chosen by god and that he talks to her regularly. This means that anyone who opposes her for any reason is opposing the will of god. Frankly, I'm surprised she hasn't killed anyone (yet)...

For the love of Barnard, Martha. It's "Anne Hathaway and me". Arrrggghhhh.

Yes, but I hesitate to consider my 12-year-old daughter a "set of problems". More a "matrix of challenges", including challenges to taste...

Glee: The 3D Concert Movie. Only in glorious 3D. Yes siree. Yahoooo.

Yeah, his contact info should be blurred out. After all, this isn't Nancy Grace.

YOU MUST BE STUPID. THIS IS ONLY GOING TO MAKE ME LAUGH HARDER. ONLY NOW AT YOU.

Minnesota is hip-deep in 'em.

Martha, Martha, Martha. Even with the time in the slammer, you are still a Yankee prepster stockbroker turned "Happy Homemaker". It just doesn't get less hip than that.

You got that right, Duchess!

Ix-nay on the Ientology-Say. Their awyer-lays are atching-way.

Go inland. Check out Noe Valley, Diamond Heights, etc. Very non-touristy areas with great neighborhood living. And close to the Castro/Mission for more exciting might life.

Some sort of papilloma virus? Do yourself a favor and see a dermatologist.

Depending on how technically (un)sophisticated he is, he may just be running his digital shots through some sort of "portrait enhancement" mode on his camera/printer and not know he can just print the picture in its natural state. That's the kind of move my 80-something dad would pull.