Why does that Taskbar tip make me think of Buffalo Bill? It Rubs. The Lotion. On Its Skin.

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

Is Kyle slow? You are asking about Kyle? Really?

If only the Archie comics themselves were this interesting, they might be bigger than DC and Marvel combined.

So Bachmann is a Rorschach blot of the American political id?

Republican strategist: "You know if the Negroes weren't allowed to vote, you could win this thing."

Timey-wimey space-wacey severed hand?

I think they could squeeze in the Soong who switched from Windows Positronics to Linux...

That's what my old company always used Gen 2.1, 2.2, 2.3, etc. for... Never a "fix" just a series of "improvements". But I'm glad you work for a more ethical company with more discerning customers.

Yeah, but only like 4 times. C'mon. Besides, he's a saint. And he had Alzheimer's. And, uh, "Tear down that wall!"

Babbbabby, you ain't seen nothin' yet!

Guoduck, damnit. GEODUCK! Delicious, delicious geoducks..

The only thing you need to know is that no matter who you are (whatever your gender, race or species) do not be alone with Captain Jack Harkness unless you want to have sex with him.

Grrrr. I hate MBAs and their received idiocy...

Or whatever the fish equivalent of "happy" is.

Oh yeah. Naked but for a sombrero—what did they expect would happen? They were begging to get adopted!

I think Danielle Corsetto may be able to shed some light on the authorship of this study...

I figure it's a Genentech satellite facility.

It's far easier to find someone with an assigned space, kill him and take his permit. Because when it's busyc it's difficult to find a spot.

Sorry, I forgot the sarcasm smiley (too sad, really). But Nancy Grace has never apologized in her career because she is never wrong (in her mind). I think she represents the worst of the infotainment industry, someone who has parleyed arrogance and overweening ego into a career as a professional bully.