I am so, so sorry that Caylee is dead. I can (almost) believe it was just an accidental home death and cover up that spun wildly out if control. This is a sad story, no matter what the final verdicts.

So life is, in fact, imitating South Park? My fifteen-year-old will be so pleased...

...so many other options. Rhinoceros? Soufflé? Career?

Didn't these show up on The Specials? I still want my Weevil/Rob Lowe action figure!

In Hollywood, props and starlets age at an advanced rate of 1 year to the month, so the prop is nearly 250 years old. Carrie Henn, the girl who played Newt, is now in her late 70s.

Ahhhhh. Martin Short/Clifford PTSD brought on by the Fairly Odd Parent clip. it burns, it burns....

I hereby call on all Florida welfare recipients to send those urine samples straight to the governor. Just pee in anything handy (baggie, tissue, envelope) and send it straight to the honorable governor's office. Cuts out the middle man and saves tons of money. Win-win!

River Tam for the win! Wait. What was the question?

Good thing he turned down the gig at the restaurant.

TNG quote for the win: "You are fully functional, aren't you?"

Ricky Gervais, is that you? I hope you got your money up front for this one...

Do you think thuis one will use dog sh*t as one of the odors?

Yeah, I've heard that euphemism more than once this past schoolyear. Particularly when applied to "intact" families. It's joining "Urban" as educators favorite non-racial race identifiers.

Doesn't the first 10 minutes of Serenity cover #1?

New Game! Match up the daily twitters into a conversation between two or more posts. FlemingBias is today's winner.

What? The little ladies can spot a hideously corrupt politician who made a mockery of his oath and office? AND not be swayed by his charisma and good looks? What's next? Letting gals drive? Giving them the vote?

Sorry, all, but Lisbeth would consider this half*ssed. Now, videotaping his tattooing while sodomizing him with a giant dildo, then leaving the video loop playing and calling the cops. That would be "The Full Salandar"

Shouldn't that be "Humans are the second animals to use grammar"?

No spinning plates in the stone ages...

I think that's the peculiar eastern usage of retarded (and wicked). Call it a "quirky regionalism".