To all of the Jezebel staffers, I’m so sorry. Your value has never been properly recognized by the bean counters who misunderstand media so completely. I have enjoyed reading your thoughts and getting to know all of you through your unique voices, even when we may have disagreed or approached an issue from a different…

Fuck this company and the herb so hard. They’re not even going to let the writers do any kind of goodbye or even tell people that the site is shutting down.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller and fuck Peter Thiel into the goddamn sun. 

Disagree on Lenny Kravitz’s cover of “American Woman.” It rocks. It’s not the original, but it’s a worthy cover. One of the “Top 25 Worst”? Hardly. I mean, you didn’t even include Guns ‘n Roses “Live and Let Die” cover. That thing is atrocious.

Man, here’s hoping for the best.

Yeah I’m not going to listen to aesthetic advice from a site that falls over itself to applaud Kia / Hyundai for their design choices.

Turns out if you completely obscure the styling of the Cybertruck it looks much better. 

He’s “reacting” to it like it’s some random tiktok video BS - as opposed to watching a mass genocide taking place. He is de-humanzing an atrocity against civilians, turning it into “entertainment” and being flippant about it.

Makes the fact that his first big act is to push for defunding the IRS that much more understandable.

I expect it from every company in every market these days.

This is pretty much the Libertarian wet dream, which is why we should all recoil in horror at libertarians and their insane arguments and claims.

Basically the same as Trump claiming to be 6'3".

Elon is objectively a far-right troll; this is solid reporting. Feel free to read whatever fascist car-nuts read as an alternative.

I watched The Whole Nine Yards with Willis recently and man, could Perry hold his own. He had the perfect fish out of water interactions with Bruce and Michael Clark Duncan and his affable natural charm was believable in the budding romance with Henstridge.

An interesting thing about so many of the great titles this year: They’ve all been single player.  Baldur’s Gate 3, Phantom Liberty, Tears of the Kingdom, Spiderman 2, Starfield, RE4 Remake, Dead Space Remake, Mario Wonder, Armored Core VI, Lies of P.  Single player games have dominated gaming hype for most of this…

Line always has to go up.

America is great because you find out that an unelected official who makes decisions that affect the lives of millions of people for decades is accepting obvious bribes and you just kind of have to shrug and hope someone does something about that.

What kills me is declaring the accident the result of too much confidence and too little skill. No, buddy. The accident was the result of you being a borderline sociopath with a license and a rocketship between your legs. He should never be allowed on a motorcycle again. 

You want to kill yourself fine. But dude gave the semi driver ptsd from nearly killing someone. Truck driver’s life is now interrupted because they have to deal with insurance (if the dude had any), repairs, and diminished value. The highway was probably shut down for hours so cars spewing carbon and appointments…

Car insurance is a product you are forced to buy if you want to drive on US roads, the companies that sell insurance are not all that well regulated, and they can arbitrarily decide to jack up insurance rates or even choose to not cover certain car models as seen here. They also do absolutely everything they can to…