This whole thing is so funny because it ended up going exactly the way every knowledgeable person predicted it would. It’s literally the automotive equivalent of NFTs and crypto. 

“Will people still be excited enough about a seven-year-old design?”

Can’t believe I clicked on this.

Yeah, that’s not how that works. I bike commute. The fastest route between work and home (5km) is a straight line up an arterial road. I could meander through the park and its lovely multi-use trails. That would take me an extra 45 minutes and I’d be putting pedestrians in danger. Commuting is not a leisurely ride. I…

No, I want this:

Its just a R34 with modern looks. The new GT-R has to be different, this is just appealing to the nostalgia.

It could be the light but I doubt it, that left side has more waves than the ocean

You’re all for “sex positivity” but you seem to think that filming yourself having sex should disqualify you forever from running for office because that shows bad decision making skills. You cannot fathom that one might enjoy sex with their partner and use it to make a little extra cash and then some time later in…

How the fuck is ANY gun owner unaware that he’s packing? That is NOT someone I want anywhere near a firearm. FFS.

Wait, a company with a reactionary idiot CEO who also happens to be trying to be CEO for multiple other companies at the same time is struggling now that there are actual problems to resolve and competition from other companies?

It’s probably a lot easier to not be motivated by money when you’ve never had to worry about it for one second of your life.

One of the locals made a rather funny joke about it. But like everything else about this situation, it went over the lady’s head.

This is a guy who spent $45bn buying Twitter because he was mad people on there were saying mean things about him, after all. 

“I never stopped enjoying swinging around as Spider-Man”

I dunno, “PlayStation 2" seemed to work out pretty well for Sony. (See also: 3, 4, 5)

it’s easy to put too much blinker fluid in

Shut up and take my money!

If they cannot leave the house without being armed, they should contact a medical professional.

But how can I protect myself from those evil city dwellers in that city I will never drive into. /S

If the bad guys can’t steal guns so that good guys with guns can later shoot at them, the whole circle of life breaks down. It leaves the good guys with no options other than accidentally (sometimes) shooting their family members, friends, and of course themselves.