They’re stone cold fucking DOING IT. Why the hell do they need to spell it properly as well? Nothing’s ever enough for you libs, is it!

Can we put him in a stadium filled with ex Toys R Us employees wearing a t-shirt emblazened with the amount of money he made from Bane Capital off the bankruptcy of Toys R Us?

So glad to hear that key Democrats are finally willing to do some soul searching in the wake of Trump’s victory over Clinton and realize that what American voters absolutely insist on is... (checks notes)a better deal for billionaires and less infrastructure for all. Sounds about right.

Black Man Wearing ‘Make America Great Again’ Hat and Shirt Charged With Hate Crime in Attack on Hispanic Man

Counterpoint: Ivanka Trump is a cunt.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature! Now when the next big Hurricane knocks the power out island-wide, the official report can say “thousands of Peurto Ricans unaffected by power outages.”

Eventually, Maul’s brother, Savage Opress,

In 2010, enraged grassroots conservatives launched an insurgency against the Republican establishment.

I toughed it out, even though I was lukewarm on the first one. It is not the OH MAH GARD PINNACLE of fantasy that many of it’s fans will tell you it is (and tell you, and tell you!), but it is pretty damned good. One thing it has for it that most other series lacks is it is consistently good. In fact, the story,…

That is one misleading and stupidly worded headline, that is.

Couldn’t possibly be more stoked for something that will break my washing machine but at least sooth my anxieties by making me feel all nice and OHGODOHGODOHGOD!! I’MTRAPPED!!HELP, I CAN’TGETOUTOFTHIS FUCKING THING OHGODOHGODGETITOFFME! GET IT OFFFFF!!!!!

Couldn’t possibly be more stoked for something that will break my washing machine but at least sooth my anxieties by…

I for one am shocked and appalled that you would choose this opportunity to sling mud at poor Melania, someone whose values include working hard for what she wanted in life; whose word is her bond, who does what she says and keeps her promises; who treats people with dignity and respect.

Wow. What a horrible asshole! We really need to get out the vote for whoever he’s running against. ...(checks notes)

Helluva apology. Worthy of a Republican. Seriously. Just... wow! Way to not own your mistakes, Joy.

I’ve been horrified by and enjoyed your Snacktaku reviews from the start. You, sir, are an institution. Get well soon.

Looks like Sir Digby Chicken Caesar!

I don’t have to explain shit to you.

For the most part, CEO’s are born with power, wealth, and political clout.

Equal opportunity to use your power, wealth, and political clout to get what you want, whether you have any of those things or not. Gotcha.

“Executives are just better at negotiating their salary. You are free to make the same arguments in salary negotiation as they are.”