foodiesharyl
foodiesharyl
foodiesharyl

I can only speak from my experience as a non-white American, but my problem is less about the color of the person asking and the fact that very rarely do white people in America receive this same line of questioning. It's America—a salad bowl of mixed nationalities and ethnicities and backgrounds, yet people still see

Half-black, half-white, with bright red curly hair and freckles. I was just asked "What are you?" yesterday as a young white woman began pawing my hair on the metro.

Incorrect. I rock wet hair in the morning 365 days out of the year. The answer is earmuffs and masochism.

This whole situation. Ugh.

Because black teenagers and young adults kill other black teenagers and young adults on a near daily basis but we never hear much about that in the national media.

Oh yeah, fuzzy babies are totally normal and most of it falls out. It's like a soft down that baby chicks have when they first hatch.

How old is she? MiniDork is a fan of Ironman and Spider-Man and the X-Men (and many other things ranging from Star Wars to My Little Pony).

God forbid someone think your baby girl is a boy. People are fucked up. Look at that baby. All it wants to do is sleep and eat. Dressing her up like furniture in an Anthropologie catalog is beyond the pale. If evolution were just a little smarter, she'd still be in your damned womb, developing the skills to lift her

maybe that's why people smother little girls with pink shit

My friend just looked over at this and exclaimed 'white baby problems.'

Courthouse marriage ftw! 50$!

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

A pox on all people who think that the amount given at a wedding should match the 'per head' cost of that wedding. A massive pox.

It must be so strange to be this kind of famous...you're like a demi-god to so many strangers. There are literally millions of people who feel that you, personally, have deeply and intimately enriched their lives, despite in most cases never having any actual personal relationship. Even in this case, it seems that

It's a dick booth.
I'm sorry, but a series of hanging penises makes me break into fits of laughter that I can't even explain.

Am I the only one that read that pronoucing the "s"s as "f"s in my head?

Tis pity that such device does not run on the powerful light of the sun, although ye olde sundial contains much too heavy a weight for to drag it closer towards my bedchamber as to be "hands free."

These are optimistic!

I went to the shoppe called Ye Olde Babeland and did there purchase a fine-looking wooden dildo but was dissatisfied. Perchance I will visit Goode Vibrations on the morrow to find another that does not splinter. *woodcut of a woman giving side eye*