THEN WHY NOT JUST GET A DOG?!?!? If you want a dog-like cat, get a dog.

I saw a cooking show (Chopped?) where a woman had her head shaved and she said in her intro after a few minutes that showed her wearing one of those kerchiefs that many women undergoing chemo wear, that she didn't in fact have breast cancer, but has a friend who did and was "doing it for her". She never mentioned her…

I too was surprised. But completely NOT surprised that, of course, they are treated so horribly. I have completely lost faith in humanity.

*they're" not "their". Sorry, I know that is douchey of me. I was queasy after reading "...Rowan jelly", I can't be tactful when I feel like vomiting.

"The enormous cosmetic/beauty/fashion industry would beg to differ."

Ill settle this right now. Costco Chocolate Cake (the kind with like ten layers, not the yucky German Chocolate coconut monstrosity). The end.

If I wore this, my post-breastfeeding nipples would be somewhere around here. *Sigh*

If I wore this, my post-breastfeeding nipples would be somewhere about here. *Sigh*

I haven't ran a marathon, but at one of the triathlons I did (it was an all-women event) people had signs that said "Chuck Norris Never Did a Tri! You are better than Chuck Norris!!!" It was awesome.

Ive noticed my dog does weird crap when she hasn't exercised much lately. She's a large breed dog and needs to run. Too bad we can't get the pups together and let them wear each other out.

My dog asked me to ask you where one might purchase such a delicious sounding bed.

Narration:

We have a California King sized bed. Neither one of us is tall or particularly large, but as much as we love each other we cannot stand touching when we sleep. An accidental brush of a foot elicits an immediate apology. We are very light sleepers :). We used to have a dog in our bed. Then she tried to kick me out and…

"WeePiglet" *giggle* cute

Suggestion: split a fun noodle in half (or roll up a towel) and put it under the fitted sheet at the outside edge of the bed. Its actually really effective at keeping them from rolling out of bed (I have a 2 and a half year old).

Yep. Post Partum depression throws a screaming infant and all-night marathon breastfeeding sessions in between the Wikipedia searches. Its buckets of fun.

Sometimes my dog looks ashamed and disgusted after she's watched us get busy on the couch. Hey, its your own fault for watching, kid! No one invited you to this party!

Sigh. Now I have to be the one to tell my husband he is doing his morning routine all wrong.

How does one tag something for COTD? Cuz this is like COTM or COTY....

There is hope for humanity. Thank you cassiebear. Thank you very very much.