LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOLLLL

*fell off chair in a fit of giggles*

Yep. This is why feminism is important. Its patriarchy, not feminism, that insists that men are incapable of controlling themselves therefore women must be controlled.

You win the internets today.

In all fairness, her other book The Host is much better written and has a much more interesting female main character.

Oh geez, I have something in my eye too....

In the words of Ron Swanson: [Speaking to Yorkie owner] "Any dog under 50 lbs is a cat, and cats are useless." I had a cat as a kid, and now have a dog. I can see the merits of both but a cat would just sit there and watch someone break into your house, while at least my 65lb dog would do something about it. Also,…

Victim blaming has reached an all-time low.

I kind of like how in Battlestar Galactica they call everyone "Sir". I get that its still male-default language, but at least its better than ma'am.

Agreed. As if we are animals...

<3 I was thinking "women's intuition?" too as I read this.

COTD

Funny how everyone here is blaming your parents for getting robbed and not being more "responsible" about hiding their guns. Why not blame the criminals for robbing them?

Thats exactly what I thought: "Oh, he's just keeping his lunch warm. Its like a microwave, only more convenient because you don't have to leave your bed."

No problem. A lot of people confuse the two. I dont think FLDS women are stupid either, it must be incredibly difficult to live within that society and even harder to leave.

"These women are seemingly intelligent and strong, and they happen to be Mormon. I never knew those things could exist simultaneously."

This. This is why we need articles like this. The comments on here make me so freaking angry at the level of evil in this world. Im sorry you had to experience that.

a;oirgbna;woifnwe;foinwe'po anoianawpgw<— angry typing.

DH went on a walking excursion with lionesses in Zambia. He said one sneezed all of a sudden and he almost shat himself because he thought she was going to eat him.

HAHA! I do this too! How will I feel superior with my crayon smeared walls and dog hair carpet now?!