Psst: your “extremely well qualified”candidate got her ass handed to her by a pus-filled anthromorphic talking hot dog.

While you “yass queen” people were spending money buying ads in Georgia and dreaming of blue Texas, your “extremely well qualified candidate” couldn’t even win Michigan or Wisconsin and your ideology has led to the total collapse of the Democratic Party at the state and federal level.

You know I usually don’t hate on a pig for rolling in shit, but teaming up with Lewandowski is just—come fucking on!

You da real lifehacker.

It’s not “white.” Just “poor.”

On a side note, “biskit” will become standard spelling during the Trump administration.

he and his wife were also extremely pro-choice and still threaten to sue anti-choice groups that use “a person’s a person no matter how small” to encourage anti abortion policies.

When I was a thinner man, I used to love Lance’s Captain’s Wafers. These would be your buttery category. They aren’t easy to get everywhere, though, so this past birthday — unprovoked — my brother bought me some. By “some,” I mean a box of 500 fucking two-packs of crackers, of which I made it through about 150. I…

I have three young daughters. Whenever I get dragged shopping and I have free time, my favorite activity is standing there and staring into space. It tends to be rather disconcerting to the retail employees, but hell, my mind just needs a mental rest.

If I’m shopping with my girlfriend, I find the best thing to do is to try to help her out. See, if I let her shop by herself, she’ll take an hour to find a pair of shoes and then not even get them. If I try to help, she’ll get so fed up with with me picking out terrible shoes for her that she’ll just give up and say…

Don’t forget, Dr. Seuss was a vocal opponent of ‘America First’ the first time it raised its dumb head.

First, Triscuits are garbage. It’s like someone went, “How can we take these unsold wicker baskets and make money off them?” and they turned them into trash crackers. The worst part is that Triscuits constantly try to market them like a party cracker. “Just take a Triscuit, cover it with melted cheese, bacon, avocado,…

This is all part of Wawrinka’s preparation to marry Princess Buttercup.

Also, focus on the fundamentals, worry about the things he can control, and do his job.

Agreed. I am so sick of sports cliches. The concept of “wanting it more” is stupid.

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

I always remind people. You are better off just letting the car warm up for 1 minute and then just driving GENTLY until the car warms up than you are letting the car warm up stationary for 15 minutes. You have a warm engine and and cold transmission. It is best to warm them up together by just driving the car easily…

I just got one of these FLIR One Thermal cameras. They’re really fun.

I agree that was the clear takeaway from that panel.

It’s always the worst when it’s your fault. Mad at everything, but mostly yourself.