Jon!

When to stand during a sporting event?

*sees Funbag was posted 30 minutes ago*

I don’t understand the appeal of driving at speeds above about 50-55 MPH with the windows down. It’s fucking stupid - driving with the windows down while going 75 MPH is extremely loud from both wind noise and the roar of nearby cars and trucks and your own tires, decreases fuel economy with increased drag, buffets…

A gun is just a license to be paranoid.

I’m also in Wisconsin, and while I realize that 70 degree days are but a fleeting occurrance, driving on the highway with my window down is just horrible. I used to do it as a kid, but now, the ear by the window gets blasted with sound, I can’t hear the radio, the wind messes up my hair. When I’m on the surface…

Any person who offers to fight any person over very nearly anything should be instantly mobbed and shrink-wrapped to a folding chair facing the crowd. The crowd should then be allowed to pelt him with beer and food. The shrink wrap will totally keep his clothes from being soiled so he won’t ruin the car of the person…

This is the correct answer for basically every etiquette question, and yet...

Also, we have a bed full of guns that we throw people on sometimes.

Also, run by old, stupid, skirt-chasing white men who typically got rich through sheer dumb luck.

Given that Lincoln died before the proclaimed end of the Civil War, not sure how you can blame it on him.

Lincoln got shot before any of that happened. The blame goes to Andrew Johnson.

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

1st. They just couldn’t bring themselves to make a car with windows.

Worse yet, if you still owe money on it, why the HELL would you irreversibly modify it?!

Mods do not increase the resale value of your vehicle. CP

It cost more than your average truck of the same year and mileage yet can do less. CP.

Added Ginsburg: He still can’t get past his first read and his throwing mechanics are terrible.