US Weekly revealed that tertiary squad member actress Hailee Steinfeld

A tasteful sunbrella, even. Her doing the sidestep is Christopher Guest level redonk.

She’s not arguing with the paparazzi or running them over with her car or even asking for them to leave her alone. She’s just not showing them her face. She’s not choosing when they follow her, she’s choosing how she’s represented, same as Emma Stone does when she holds up signs in front of her face and Sia wears a…

I am always confused when someone hates a celebrity. I get mild dislike or an eye roll at some dumb shit. But why do you care that much?

Here is Taylor making her way to her SUV from another angle.

Everything. Remember when the Colossus of Rhodes came back?

Also this person is **ideally* the person you love the most in the world. Why are you being shitty to them? Don’t be shitty to the people you love.

Yeah, I really don’t care about lift or separation. Like at all. I don’t care if someone thinks my boobs look bad, I just do not give a shit.

... shelf bras aren’t even real bras in my mind. They don’t lift, they don’t separate, they barely support. A shirt with a built-in shelf bra might as well be advertised as “a shirt with a bunch of elastic that makes it hard to put on but impossible to wear without a separate bra” as far as I’m concerned.

I feel like such a boob. Fixed.

Well, I’m sure the local cantors were happy about that.

The other day she made me come hold them up for a while because it get good. What do I do with that?

Well, okay but I don’t know where to find a sports bra for a horse.

I dated a “well endowed” girl in college who rode. I never saw her get above a canter for fear of “releasing the hounds”.

Get rid of the fiance and buy a horse. They apparently care about bras just as much but they won’t annoy you with that talking thing that females tend to do.

Whenever I’m fighting with my boyfriend I think of Long Ride Home by Patty Griffin.

This list is incredible. I’m having a really hard time picking my favorite one, but it’s either trickle-down economics or the Will-emmium.

He’s either cheating on her or he’s actually playing Pokémon Go until 5 a.m.