Jesus. I mean, I already had the absolute shittiest day and now Rowling says she’s going to let Harry go with this lackluster play. Whatever, JK Rowling. Thanks for nothing (just today, I mean. You’ve given me a lot over the years and I appreciate it).

I’m still waiting for “Hogwarts: A History.”

Didn’t she say the same thing after Deathly Hallows?

Haha! I read “biggest pumpkin ON shiniest car." Visualizing a Caddy speeding through Beverly Hills with a big-ass pumpkin on the hood, green vines and leaves blowing in the wake. The license plate says "NOPIE4U."

It can be tough if you have overly perfect teeth too. My sister looked like a Mexican Osmond until, I shit you not, she grew into her teeth. Her elementary nick name was Chompers.

!!! <3

I like that we used to not demand that women subject themselves to onerous, humiliating beauty treatments like brushing their hair.

dear god I have the same hair style...

I love her loose wild curls. Very romantic look.

That blouse! Gorgeous.

I think in the very beginning they were cheap. Here is a picture of the very first Miss America.

Especially since Rose’s plastic surgery was the result of a really bad car accident.

but from those ashes we got Samantha Bee, John Oliver and angry Seth Meyers. The only draw back is that they’re mostly on once a week. There’s the daily show but I have not seen one show since Stewart left. Their choice of a replacement was not a good one at all.

He has a directing career??

McGowan is French and Irish, Baio is Italian...though, coincidentally, McGowan was born in Italy. And Baio’s mother’s name is Rose.

“aggressively determined to be below average” just sums it up perfectly.

He has a directing career? He has a career?

Radiohead is a mom band now. No shade - moms are cool - but it’s real.

“I’ve always wondered about small minds like yours. Minds that are aggressively determined to be below average...

I have a deal for the Republicans on Twitter, vote for Hillary and the Dems will set up a photo-op with Bradley Cooper.