I hope those things too, but seeing her with her parents (and fiancé) at a concert in Brooklyn doesn’t instill great confidence in me. :(

Is that Matt LeBlanc? Is that a real live tiny giraffe? Is that what baby giraffes look like?? I have so many questions!

Remember when Beezus’s classmates are chanting, “Jesus, Beezus!” and Ramona tries to come to her rescue by yelling at them, “Thou shalt not take the lord’s name in vain!” and Beezus cries out of embarrassment?

That was after they had the huge fight because Ramona called Beezus “pizza face,” right?

Yes!! Crisp and golden on the outside, warm and mealy on the inside

I think of that scene so often! (Because I think about fries a lot.) I remember some description like “crisp and golden on the outside, warm and mealy on the inside.” ::drool::

Yes! Painfully earnest, out-of-touch teen tv is kind of my jam (see: Degrassi, which I’ve watched in all its iterations since the first season of TNG). But even though I’m on episode 8 of Recovery Road, I’m still like, “Uh, who’s that again?” when any main character is mentioned by name. It's so bad!

Ha, I cannot stop watching that terrible show. Every week I’m like, “THAT’S NOT HOW RECOVERY/SOBER LIVING WORKS!” It makes me so recreationally angry.

This comment is disgusting. Actually, all your comments in this thread have been disgusting. I don’t normally reply to disagree, but I couldn’t help myself here.

I love you, winemouth, both for your name and for this hilarious and incisive commentary on Salman Rushdie

Kinda bummed it wasn’t Big Pete. (No innuendo intended.)

They're not magicians, they're wizards. GAWD. Show some respect.

Also, he's in a long-term relationship with the former director of the LBJ Library & Museum, Betty Sue Flowers.

Oh my god, how did your innocuous post spark a disgusting discussion about whether Brit’s had plastic surgery, and how much, and what, and why is she so thin, etc.?

Rest easy, Fart and Smunny. Bra burning is a myth! http://www.snopes.com/history/americ…

Wow. I couldn’t even laugh at this Onion piece. TOO. TRUE.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

“Inevitable mammalian emissions” made me LOL! What a great combination of words.

Haha, every time he says something insufferable I go to to that well to remind myself that I can’t dislike him yet. But then he tweeted “BILL COSBY INNOCENT” and the well dried up. :(