Please recommend this comment as many times as possible for a contest I’m trying to ruin.

They do this to give a lesson to people having nothing better to do than playing a game on twitch.

I literally threw money at the screen.

It looks like the halfway point of a morph between Kim Kardashian and Minka Kelly. Weirrrrrd.

There’s nothing in his comments that specifically refers to the Kardashians. The only connection here is the shaky one the author declared in a passing reference. And yet that’s somehow enough to justify Kim K in the banner image, not even wearing the dress in question?

she recently acquired a new Lexus

In many states a victim of a DWI incident (I.e. Someone who got run over or their family) can and will sue the bar the drunk driver came from. Bars have insurance for this.

Hate to disappoint you, but.... This may be shocking to you, there can be multiple people of terrible moral fiber that are famous and of one race at the same time. Like white people didn’t corner the market for being the worst. It just so happened that white people were exclusively famous because of privilege for…

I feel terrible for Kevin. He seems to hate everything. Show me on the doll where Luigi touched you.

there is quite literally nothing here, including by the alleged victim and other sources, that this cop knew anything about what was going to happen after he dropped them off. So no, it’s not newsworthy. It’s cheap witch-hunty stuff...

Yes, the guy hired to be the designated driver should know what will happen once the traveling party has reached their destination and should stop it before heading home for the night.

Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

I think that was THE ONLY thing he was trying to convey...

Wow. This is some first class hating.

The older Schulz got, the more more depressed he got, and this shows up in the strip. The more certain relationships in his life deteriorated, well, all his feelings show up in the strip. Lucy is almost certainly a representation of first wife; their marriage ended acrimoniously and there are clues to this in the…

Jesus what a miserable life you must lead

ah yes let me check kotaku dot com for cool and interesting video game news

Or, you know, it’s just really hard for a daily strip to keep the same quality for a 50-flipping-year period.

Oh fuck off.

“it was only ‘great’ for a 15-20 year period”