Yes, because the news section of the Today Show doesn’t devote any time to Fergueson/Baltimore/Police brutality — I’m sure you’re right, the audience has no clue that any of that is going on. And if they were so interested in silencing her, why the fuck would they let her perform the song in the first place? They very…

Segments are constantly shortened/rushed/etc. to meet the down-to-the-second production demands of live TV (often involving the micro-precise timing of ad obligations). It’s much more likely that they had to go to commercial, and Janelle’s impromptu thing at the end extended her performance time into the anchor’s 15…

You did a sloppy job copying this over from Huffington Post. It is not true that “the federal government has already warned states that ending contracts with Planned Parenthood puts them in violation of federal laws” — it has said that it may violate federal law. This is made clear in the article you link to. It is…

Or you could, like, allow your children to go to the school they want? You score less Jezebel points this way, but do better on the parenting scale.

How is it that you object to racism but have no problem declaring a population of 2.966 million people to be “racist” and “inbred”? You are literally using the exact same rhetorical and logical maneuver as when an actual racist inbred person says “all black people are ____.”

Except apparently not part of the narrative in articles like this. This terrible, horrific event isn’t enough as it is — Jezebel has to squeeze maximum outrage clicks by massaging the situation to appear like the cop invented smelling the weed and found nothing on her.

I check kotaku for its ranked lists of Star Trek openings

lol so being a comic-strip hipster is a thing now?

Did she also cut off her hair, or is this an old picture?

(there’s definitely an American bias in their selection)

It’s almost like she’s just looking for attention.

Holy shit, I had never heard about any of that until I just looked it up. How is that like, not more common knowledge? We’re a lot harder on celebrities who have done far less than what it says he did.

What exactly did her dad put her through?

Bristol Palin has precisely the amount of control over her stupidity as someone with Down Syndrome. To make fun of either for being stupid is morally equivalent.

What exactly makes Rihanna better than this?

Fuck off.

Here’s a serious question. We don’t make fun of mentally challenged people for being stupid, for obvious reasons. But we have no quams about mocking not-mentally challenged stupid people for being stupid. Why is that? Someone has no more control over having an IQ of 80 than someone does over having an IQ of 55. Why…

So is this a new thing to review albums that aren’t out yet?

this sounds rapey

Maybe denotatively “proper,” but not connotatively in the way that news stories are actually written. Search “released from prison” in Google News and you’ll find thousands of articles using the phrase to mean “leaving the prison walls.” It’s a misleading headline.