Ump - Ok coaches you know the rules. The games to 9 innings but we’ll call it using the standard run rules. 110 after 5, 100 after 6, 90 after 7 and 80 after 8. Are all of your players properly equipped? Coaches - Yes sir

+1 Doing it your way

+1 bisp

Ban basketball?

The wifi plugs are not $5

The wifi plugs are not $5

The correct take:

No one in the history of the world has ever stapled diagonal pointing toward the middle of a document.

This is the only take.

/puts on tin foil hat/

Ozark!

Taint Nuttin is the best handle. Have a star.

This is just so f’ing wonderful and needs ALL of the stars.

Francesa, attempting to build bridges, apologized in Oriental by dropping the silverware on the floor.

What about me???? My dad’s not dead. But when he is I’ll think about him all day.

2.5) Hit by a cement mixer

+1 #1

Worse household chore? Gotta be folding laundry in a landslide right?

Probably hustling home after a one nightstand.

Just make sure you aim for the nose or below. You don’t want to end up with caterpillar guts on your fist.