as the son of a father and the brother of a brother, i couldnt agree more.

I think it’s kind of disturbing that we’re talking about the women instead of their male relatives. 

Whoa! Maybe it’s men losing their hair? Just seems to me like men look so much more different from their younger selves than women do. Show me a pic of a (famous) woman from 30 years ago and I can almost always tell you who it is. But if I had seen either of those I don’t think I’d have identified them. Now that I…

I hope Kim fucking destroys this sex offender.

Really?

You’re gross.

So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.

I wonder so much about the people who talk about their kids a lot. Like, Evan and Amanda? Who is watching their kids for this many weeks?

I was actually shocked. Because of the unfamiliar facial hair I thought it was Robbie and was bored for three seconds until I freaked out. It explains why he’s been getting the Redemption Edit on BiP (the finest piece of television trash I have ever seen). I didn’t realize he was the “Why did you make love to me if…

The creatively titled Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After, featuring former Bachelor Ben Higgins and his bride-to-be Lauren Bushnell, premieres on ABC subsidiary Freeform on October 11. It looks so...interesting!

Same thing with dressing rooms. The door is locked. Is it more likely it is in use by me or that someone locked it for giggles and shimmied out underneath on the gross dirty floor? A not very funny joke they will never see the reactions to?

Why are you a fan of women’s weight lifting? I watched a male weightlifter lift too much and his elbow bent the wrong way and I have decided, after cleaning up the vomit, that I am against weight lifting for all genders, species, planets.

Or maybe the criminal justice system as it currently exists isn’t set up to adequately handle sexual assault. And maybe having a foundation of property crime isn’t the appropriate way to handle sexual assault.

My favorite derailing is when they pretend they can’t figure out the difference between raping someone while drunk and being raped while drunk, and they just want to discuss this important philosophical inquiry at length (because someone who cannot tell the difference between an action and having that action inflicted…

Word. I put my cat, Felix, on a diet one time and he was not happy about it (the fights were terrible) and one evening during the diet, one of my neighbors made me and my boyfriend some pot brownies. I told my boyfriend to make sure the brownies were put away before he went to bed because Felix was on a rampage and…

I mean, I love cats, and I think they’re really the best

What I’m hearing is, “I have a gift/talent that is more important than silly things like grades, and I NEED to go to performing arts school because I’m unfocused if I’m not doing exactly what I want most of the time.”