Sounds like a company Tom Haverford came up with

Let’s all pledge to become better. spend a little more time caring, hungry for the truth. Only us the people can make this better

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

I explained shade to my parents and my dad said: “There’s a word for what your mom does?” He now rejoices in pointing out shade where he finds it. He’s extremely accurate.

I didn’t think the CIA had it in them to be so salty. Bless.

I know one “fashion house” that would love to work with her husband’s entire administration: Hugo Boss

Dress is Versailles ugly

Blah blah blah crostinis blah blah blah engagement ring blah blah blah risotto. The engagement comes almost two years after lady’s boyfriend was found dead in a hotel room.

Ugh. I can hear it already. And it sounds like one of those educational programming videos from the late 80's/early 90's, where some clueless, older, white person thought the way to appeal to adolescent learning was to make dorky white kids rap it.

Taylor Swift may or may not be writing a rap song about dumping Tom Hiddleston.

I was about to leave the same comment. Like even if you are the cop who liberated me from my rape prison, you’d still get the side eye for calling my 30 year old ass “little girl,” not the least of reasons being the media perception that rape is only horrifying or sad when it happens to “girls” and not “women”.

“30-year-old”

Sigh. My girlfriend got suckered in by Pure Romance and is convinced it’s a great way to make money as a second job (yes, to her credit, she’s made like $500. In 2 years)

The term ‘pap shots’ will never not make me think of gynecological photos.

Just like Julie Gristlewhite and Carly on Burning Love.

Taylor, i feel your pain. Mine bangs on the window with her front hands for me to open the cat flap. The cat flap is unlocked- she just wants me to stand there naked at 4 am holding it open for her while she decides whether or not she is really fully committed to coming in/going out.

I never fessed up though, this is literally my first time telling this story to anyone. My secret shame.

Once my nana had to babysit me and she doesn’t speak English (and she had no TV) so the day was going by very slow. I was looking around the house and found pepper spray. I did not know it was pepper spray, and I probably didn’t even know that was a thing at that age. Anyways, I thought it was one of those sprays you…

It was second grade and we would get weekly progress reports that our parents had to sign every Friday and we would have to return them Monday. Every week I would get a smiley face for overall behavior and I was a little too proud of this. Until the week I was giggling at a joke during class my classmate told me in a…

I was away at school and I didn’t have all my stuff yet and I stole another girl’s soap to shower (I mean, I put it back, but noticeably diminished). She called me out on it and I panicked and lied and EVERYONE SMELLED ME to confirm it was really her soap, which of course it was.