What the crap—that would be completely nerve-wracking. I work at a museum, only employees with gloves get to touch stuff because insurance.

I would have made the viewing area on a stack of mattresses and pillows. Jesus, I would have stroked out!

OMG this is my fear. Those large sculptures they put in the center of the room, I know someday I’m going to back up and knock them all down like dominos. My feet and inner ear issues cannot be trusted around pricey objects.

Sorry to be a butt. I have to mention Women are not a minority. technically women out number men by a small margin. (I the population in the USA is like 51% women or something close like that). it was just a nit I had to pick

How he talks about the behavior of the women on the site throws up all sorts of red flags.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

That picture is like looking at some generic Dollar Tree Full House knockoff. Like something my grandmother would have bought me for Christmas.

I hate this woman.

she told Glamour that Julie Bowen knew and was very supportive of her decision.

I met my husband when both of our daughters were nine years old. We dated for several years before we got married. If he had started sleeping with my daughter 10 years later after me giving birth to his child....y’all....Y’ALL....just put some money on my books at the commissary. I’d have been in jail.

You never do see them (or John Goodman, for that matter), in the same room...

Seriously. I had kinda reserved judgment on her until now because it's not HER fault Johnny Depp is going through the worst midlife crisis of all time, but goddamn. What a stupid, useless twit.

Well, it did say “to be continued”...we haven’t seen his official exit interview yet.

He expects the woman to orgasm from just looking at the diploma glued to the ceiling. Dude...

a hot topic in scientific research.

My pops is black and my mom is white, and when they got married in the early 80s in buttfuck Colorado this was quite the anomaly/scandal. They couldn't find a black groom cake topper so they just sharpied in a white dude. Nothing says “special day” like blackface on your wedding cake

This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.

My guess is that he has another child on the way. He doesn’t give a fuck.

I had a GRAND vision for my senior portraits. I was really into Judy Garland and attempted to recreate her ‘Get Happy’ look from Summer Stock. I just KNEW that this photo was going to be pure artistic expression...

Oh he’s definitely a subscriber: