You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Point of fact: he is showing just as much vagina as Hannah Davis.

When I was 14 or 15, I participated in a summer live-in college prep program at the local university. There were, IIRC, 125 other high-school kids, along with a dozen or so staff and instructors. At the beginning of the program, they distributed a whole lot of paperwork that most people never read, including a list of…

dude, I'm really glad you have both your kidneys right now.

Honestly, I'm less panicked over this than I am when I read about kids being "home-schooled."

It's called insurance, and I'm pretty sure the crane company has to pay, not the dude. IJsselstein is white as fuck, but it ain't America.

Yeah I already participated in this. It was called Wisdom Tooth surgery.

I think she look really hot. She looks happy. And the shaming about her posing nude because *gasp*!!! she is a mother, makes me sad. She looks good. And oily.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

You know what you should do next, right?

I fucking hate pumpkin spice. That is all.

Yeah, but its a contract. For a book. That's a big deal. Money-shmoney! Just write a great book. Congrats!

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

You know I always had a really good time with magnetic poetry, I'm really glad to see Blake opting to use it as her writing style.

If this was as difficult to assemble as it was to read, I hope you get some time off soon. That was downright chilling and you deserve some sort of medal.

I think you missed the most important cameo of the night, Ginuwine singing 'Pony' in memoriam of Lil Sebastian.

As a general guideline, if you haven't dealt with skin conditions that cause other people to harass and exclude you on a regular basis, you probably shouldn't tell other women who have had that experience that their decision to wear makeup in order to get through the day without facing that harassment is the "wrong"…

It take a lot of effort to look like a normal/chubby woman.

Kid Cuisine was soooo nasty. My cousins were (and remain into their 20s) the kids who didn't eat anything but chicken nugget type foods. So my aunt thought Kid Cuisine was a treat. I have sad memories of Christmases and Thanksgivings smelling the "adult food" cook alllll day and then being banished to an adjacent room…

I like how his nipples and belly button make a really grumpy face.