Wow, I just noticed how much Foucault looks like a penis. That's not an academic or political statement. He just is a very phallic Frenchman.

Many years ago, our local gay monthly had a section in the back for hookup ads (called "sexdates"). Most were pretty standard (Dwn to fuk? I'm 13"), some were descriptive ("Daddy bull balls is back!"), and some read like attempts to come to terms with emotional issues ("seeking mature dad to punish with gay sex for…

So much. The Nice Guy®-ism is strong with that one.

I'm sure his daughter will love looking back on this nostalgia when she's older <3

Any woman going to these shows will have to battle the perception that she didn't earn her place, and people are always looking for why someone is unworthy. Doesn't seem pleasant.

This killed me, "Have you forgotten me?"

That is adorable! I have a boyfriend who excitedly greets all cats with the greeting "Cat!" (English is his second language) honestly, it slays me. Too cute.

"I leave my body during sex. It's called disassociation. It's an anxiety symptom."

You have to be a 5th level Reformed Neo Buddhist to find out.

Because when that dude sits next to you his posture is the same. I hate having someone's knee in my eye because they have air out their balls on public transit.

"Oh My!" It reminds me of the Target lingerie line. But I'll share this to make it all better:

The World DivaCup

My husband got angry at me for "passive-aggressively washing the dishes at him" and we had a fight about it.

Is "night-vacuuming" another term for blow job? If not, it should be.

The neck part was super weird, but the weirdest thing is that I don't think I would have noticed it on the "finished product" had I not seen it happen in the gif.

My feelings on this can be expressed thusly

I'm sorry to say this, but nobody cares about your breakup. You're only writing this on Jezebel because all of your actual friends and family are tired of hearing about it. You're complaining about your friends who are trying their best to console you and your boss who is just being honest. Nobody wants to work with…

Quit whining and move on. None of those people purposefully tried to hurt you. You broke up, you're sad and hyper-sensitive. It's happened to all of us.

THIS. Made my day.