Doing what Schumer does in this video clip is basically my dream. What I wouldn’t give to have a spotlight and a bouncer ready every time a man harrasses me. Embarrassing them is the only thing that works!

Every Guy Who Ever Came Up To Me To Talk To Me At A Party, is that you?

I am so sorry. Have all the wines you want.

Maybe that’s why he helpfully bleached his teeth to glisten like the sun, to distract all eyes from her weird raincoat look.

LMAO THAT IS SO BAD. Once a Mickey Mouse Club kid..

I have been working on losing weight for like 6 months now (nothing major, just more salad, less carbs, more fruit, less wine, more water and moving around more) and after being convinced that it was hopeless and nothing would ever change, I stepped on the scales last week and discovered 10 POUNDS WERE GONE! Your mind…

Same :(. I’ve been living in flowy skirts/dresses and tights. I’ve put on like 20 pounds and I’m so uncomfortable with it, especially around my midsection and face because I’m pear shaped and those are the last places I gain weight. I stepped into a fitting room with pairs of jeans a few months ago and seriously…

Here in Western Europe our avocados come from Israel which is a whole fucking can of worms on its own.

Damn, Avril sure has a type.

True story: I was on an international train in Europe last month when an announcement came on the intercom all ‘uh is there a doctor on this train?’ I was like, haha! It is like I am in a sitcom, until I turned my head and A WOMAN IS IN FULL BLOWN LABOUR BEHIND ME. It was the worst (for her, obv). The train was able…

I am not familiar with the US educational system but I watched Glee and all those kids were annoying as fuck. So I say: more math, less singing about your feelings, children.

Surely he made that himself? In 1998?

Calling this a ‘docuseries’ is like calling Kylie and Kendall ‘authors’, no?

I’m almost 30 and I have a very similar job as you (I freelanced for a few years before I was able to get it). I don’t have kids yet, but I want them, and I also don’t know when the ‘right’ time for them is. Given my pretty great contract and benefits, it would actually make sense for me and my partner (non-academic)…

It’s the same in my field (history). I would also be interested to see how it differs!

I am in my late twenties and I work in academia (I am a woman) and I generally move between feeling like the biggest fraud who ever blagged her way into an academic job and furiously defending my accomplishments to (often male) colleagues who dare to trivialize my work.

GASP. Oh... you’re BAD!

I’m the same kind of vain cook. I don’t even care what other people make, I’ll just be standing next to my dish, beaming, waiting to graciously accept your compliments.

WHY ARE THERE TEARS IN MY COFFEE

I live in a really touristy city and sometimes when I’m in a good mood and I see someone struggling to take a selfie with the scenery I offer to do it. Usually they are really happy I ask!