ME TOO! Except I have to go back to my old school and take a lot of gym classes, which are even more terrifying as an adult.

I have a recurring nightmare where my final math exam is this week and I realize I don’t remember anything about math. It’s a weird state in which I know high school was 10 years ago and OF COURSE I don’t remember, but also, I have to take this exam so I better find some math book?

THIS MIGHT BE PMS but I actually got emotional reading this, hahaha. As a fellow redhead: yes, I get so much casual shittiness and weirdly sexual comments. People never take me seriously when I complain about it. As a kid I wasn’t really teased about my hair so maybe the shock was greater when I reached my late teens…

YES! They are the worst. So much bone. So much tendon.

All these James Corden and Jimmy Fallon segments are so cringey. They’re reasonably funny guys but who the hell wants to see them lip sync or rap or sing in a car over and over? They’re like that one friend at karaoke who, after a few drinks, has to basically be dragged off the stage to let others have a turn. (Me.…

MY WHOLE BODY HURTS AFTER READING THIS

My mom has Hashimoto’s and I live in fear for the day the symptoms for thyroid issues appear in my own body.. She doesn’t cut out dairy or gluten though. Does it help you?

SOOO ROMANTIC!!1

I wish this bastard would rot for the rest of his many days instead. Still, I hope his death gives the loved ones of his victims a bit of peace.

A mom here in the Netherlands was in the news last year because she appeared in a documentary where she explained she only fed her son raw food. Child services got involved but in the end I don’t think anything happened apart from her getting ripped a new one in the press.

It will give a real boost to an already totally stress-free process! But don’t worry, the great equalizer comes after the doctorate: rejected post-doc applications and unemployment.

Just working my way up to the first century, but I am not from the States. Don’t worry though, Europe is steadily making its way to the American standards.

Same for me, except it INCLUDED MY MASTER’S AND PHD. How can primary school possibly cost that much?!

This is DELIGHTFUL. I also love how her friends are in the pictures, totally celebrating with her! This makes my day.

I am no music expert, but it seems like I hear people claim a song was stolen from Marvin Gaye a LOT. Why does this happen so often?

I think childcare is probably cheaper/better organized where I live (Western Europe) but I fail to see why you would make your parents basically co-parent your baby. If free childcare in the form of grandparents came with the package I would probably already have kids by now. While I think both my mom and my partner’s…

Wait Cher thinks Trump wants to make toilets great again?

That is an excellent joke. I want to do this one day!

Am I dead inside? Because everything in this story beyond ‘that sucks that her dad died’ and ‘aw yay the man got the transplant he needed’ just... seems super over the top to me?

I know this (literally) pales in comparison, but I remember how bummed out I used to be as a kid when the dolls/characters/avatars options never had my red hair (Merida wasn’t around. Ariel is the closest I ever got!).