YES! YAY! I got a sewing machine for my birthday last week and I’m sooo into it. I made my first skirt yesterday using a pattern I bought. I’m not very good but I was taught the basics when I was a kid. Can’t wait to become better at it and make stuff I can actually wear!

He looks like he’s just found some toys he wants to play with. So un-sexy.

I clicked on the nude Orlando-link (I am only human) and wow, which POET writes the captions for photos on The Sun website?

Against better judgement I clicked play on that trailer and I.... just wasn’t prepared for it.

There are very few activities I enjoy or would enjoy doing naked. I’m not ashamed of my body nor do I find other naked people offensive but I just fail to see how being naked in beneficial or comfortable in 9/10 situations? My partner’s SIL’s family does the whole naked camping thing and I just don’t get how it’s…

this is all lies

Asshole people generally aren’t relatable. Girl is so goddamn unpleasant.

Does it even matter if they’re fucking or not? Dude is clearly in some kind of emotional ‘relationship’ with a younger woman, living out some midlife crisis Sideways-bullshit, definitely complaining to this woman about his nagging wife, all the while blaming his wife for ‘not being fun’ and choosing to not spend time…

I’m so happy that you got rid of that a-hole. These stories send shivers down my spine because they’re exactly what my life would have been like if I’d stayed with my ex. Also, you get 100 points for this poetry:

This is beautiful.

If that’s the level of charisma we’re going for why don’t we just ask... a plant?

I feel like ‘being spotted’ with Wilmer Valderrama is the opposite of ‘doing fine’.

To be fair, what challenges could possibly be harder than being accused of illegal contouring? I hope the justice system gets on this ASAP.

Her treatment sounds brutal :(. I think it’s very brave of her to speak about this publicly. We all need to be reminded to check our bodies.

He could give Prince Gerhardt a run for his money.

Oh my God. His mouth does pucker like an anus. I CAN’T UN-SEE IT.

She is not ‘whip smart’. She makes a lot of offensive and shitty comments about a lot of people and groups of people. Sure you can say that she’s just ‘stirring up controversy’ but that is not smart to me. It’s just being an asshole and I don’t know why she’s applauded for it.

This seems to be as good a time as any!

Me too. Is this what rock bottom feels like?

Maybe she’s stopped using racial slurs but her grammar definitely still needs some work.