Depends on what sort of relationship you have with the local squirrels.

Jimmy's down! Don't touch Jimmy!

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

He straight up *protested* that ball from her.

You do know these guys are posting without the benefit of any backup? I would gladly trade a misplaced modifier or an error in grammar for an insightful comment. And yes, you are correct, society has gone to hell, and the reason why is because people can't figure out where to put a motherfuckin' apostrophe. (Hoping I…

I don't give a shit what they do right now. Gibson and Trammell will always be gods for bringing a World Series title to the Motor City in '84.

Test matches are usually long, but it's been a while since I saw one dragon like this.

Here's the right cricket, Buddy.

You have to appreciate the lack of giving-a-shit that dogs have with stuff like running through that group of people towards the end.

I hope that public obscenity laws result in the perpetrator of this ending up in the dink.

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

Thank God it's not a heavy Flo week.

IF this is stunt advertising I give them a D+


The D is for Dick

Wow, tough break for Coach MacEnroe there.

If we can prevent even one more umpire from becoming inconsolable, replay will have been worth it.

If I Did It is the still the best work of fiction by a USC football player.

"Whaat? I was just Joshing!"

I love these kinds of articles. Short, straightforward, interesting. Good work.